“I wasn’t born yesterday, ya know. “
That’s what I wanted to say to Lewis when he came downstairs and said “I don’t feel so good.” He moped around the kitchen table, kinda ate part of a bagel and laid his head on the kitchen table. “Ooooooughh.”
If I had been born yesterday, I might have thought [...]
Entries from May 2009
May 21, 2009
Word of the Day: Spring Fever
May 5, 2009
Word of the Day: Portion Control
I have a friend who is thin. Now I know why. She invited me for lunch at her house today. It was intimate. Just the two of us and about twelve strands of whole wheat linguine. Honestly, when she dished out the food, I wondered if I had come on the wrong day. Now, I [...]


