So, GM is bankrupt, the polar caps are melting and there’s nothing good on network television. But, here’s what is better now-a-days…
When you order General Gau’s chicken at a Chinese restaurant, you can get it with brown rice and neutralize your guilt.
Skype. Amazing. My daughter is in South Africa and I can talk to her for free and we can see each other. It is just like the Jetsons. 
Leg shaving technology has vastly improved since I first dropped a razor blade into my Dad’s razor and sliced my shins open.
You don’t need a date for the prom. Girls can go with a group of friends – guys with their buddies. Somehow everyone seems to have a better good time – without all the pressure of dates. Great if you have one, who cares if you don’t. Let’s dance.
