Word of the Day: Await

Get this. Angelina Jolie has checked into the hospital to await the birth of her twins. “It is not happening right away,” a hospital spokesperson said. Maybe she just needed some time away from  Maddox, Pax, Zaharra and Shiloh.  Maybe some time away from the brood is worth not being able to see Brad naked and eating hospital food.

Oh, wait. Angelina won’t have to eat hospital food.

She can await the blessed event while eating her vegan, candlelit meals.

I didn’t Regular people don’t get to check into the hospital  early. I was Regular people are told ” Come back when the contractions are three minutes apart.” “Let us know if your water breaks.”

Regular people get Jell-O. And they I like it.


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