File this under Bad Mommy – #12,973
Lewis went to SAT prep yesterday. It was five hours. On a Sunday. After an hour and a half they took a break.
“Mom,” Lew said. “Kids opened their backpacks and pulled out big roast beef subs and homemade cookies and thermoses of hot chocolate. All I had was Tic Tacs.”
Excuse me for thinking that fresh breath would be a good idea. I didn’t know that we were supposed to pack snacks.
I also didn’t know that Lewis was supposed to bring a graphing calculator.
So he was the only kid at SAT Prep without a snack or a calculator. Score him in the 99th percentile for maternal neglect.